luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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(Source: duplicatable, via perks-of-being-chinese)

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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(via guy)

psychedelis:

I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going

(Source: elixs, via perks-of-being-chinese)