mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

(via averaqejoe)

heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

(via ornar)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

deeplystained:

"I read today that your pupils dilate
when you see someone you love.
I’d always thought it was just my mind
playing tricks on me, but now I know it’s true: 
Somehow, the world is a brighter place
when I’m around you.”

a poem about how my eyes are always trying to swallow you whole

Your pupils dilate when it’s dark.

(via -theperfectmistake)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(via theawkwardmuggle)

memewhore:

sgtsatine:

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.

I’m glad today is grocery day now, ‘cause I’m getting a fuckin’ cake!

(via belledudette)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(via theawkwardmuggle)

(via stability)

  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

(via laughing420)

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

a-trex:

Can’t believe my teacher would say this

(via the-awkward-platypus)

heckayeah:

american sex ed

(via ruinedchildhood)

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)