The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
"I read today that your pupils dilate
when you see someone you love.
I’d always thought it was just my mind
playing tricks on me, but now I know it’s true:
Somehow, the world is a brighter place
when I’m around you.”
— a poem about how my eyes are always trying to swallow you whole
Your pupils dilate when it’s dark.
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
Did Someone Say Cake?
I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.
I’m glad today is grocery day now, ‘cause I’m getting a fuckin’ cake!
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
- me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
- me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
- High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- Actual College Professor: lol same.
Can’t believe my teacher would say this
american sex ed